Shut Up, Shane

Unsolved Boys Meet & Greet at VidCon 2018 ~

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:59:31 +0800

So, I gathered™ some information from my new twitter pals and from my new instagram pals. Also, random shameless promo to my twitter and my instagram.
There were more fans than what shows in the tags anywhere, from all ages and genders, it was beautiful to see.
Before they came out, people got together and decided they would do the Bigfoot Mating Call for them. They did, the boys got excited. It was beautiful.
Everyone agrees that they were nice and the kindnest, and that both give the best hugs and aren’t afraid to make the most silly of requests. They are happy to make fans happy.
I found two different stories about people who recorded lil messages of the boys for their loved ones who couldn’t go to the event, and both were more than okay with doing the requests.
Apparently, Shane kept stepping on lil people’s feet by accident and Ryan gave him shit about it every time. He also stepped on Ryan more than once.
Shane got excited a guy got the same shoes as him, the dork.
I got two people saying they smell alike, and a very funny person who told me whatever Shane’s aftershave is, it’s pure sin.
Ryan is a hugger, Shane is all smiles and yells when excited, and overall they are very chill and sweet.
Lotsa group hugs and Spy™ poses, and big smiles.
A lot of people seem to agree that both are tall, but the way Shane towers over Ryan and everyone else is kinda intimidating. I had two different people telling me that he is “taller” in person, lol.
When asked how long it took him to put together the Dr. Goondis rap, Shane answered that “way too much, more than anyone would had” and Ryan added, “yeah, it was way too much”, proving once more he is more aware of the HotDaga than he cares to admit.
Also, Shane went and told everyone he could that “ghost aren’t real” and Ryan was like about to punch him every time.
You couldn’t see Ryan from afar in the line but you could see Shane at any angle, lmao.
Someone saw Shane poking Ryan on the ribs more than once just for the lols and that each time, Ryan jumped like a mf. Boy is ticklish.
They banter a lot in person, too. And also, if you mentioned the Worth It guys, both would act all offended but it was all in good vibes.
Overall: they are amazing.

bloodytales: (Link to article)

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:24:08 +0800

bloodytales:

(Link to article)

Different anon, but I have also been wondering if they were friends beforehand. And also, do we know how close of friends they are? They show up a lot on each other's social media, but unsolved is also both of their biggest projects atm. Are they just casual/work friends, or do we know if they're actually quite good pals? Sorry if this has been answered before!

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 17:45:44 +0800

Why are you guys so into questioning their friendship? Nonnie,

They have said it a million times on Q&A, on panels, on reddit, on twitter: they ARE very, very good friends. Unsolved has only got them closer.
There’s literal pictures on Ryan’s instagram (and I think there’s another one on Shane’s, and there’s like one or two on Quinta’s) of Shane hanging out with Ryan’s family, there’s like four of them. From 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Also, Quinta has one with her family, Ryan’s and Shane is there, too, with one of his closer friends from damn Chicago.
Ryan is friends with ALL of Shane’s friends from his hometown, there’s actually pictures of all of them together in both their instagrams, in all of Shane’s friends’ instagrams (and even in the wives of the friends’ instagrams). Seriously, all that is public, no one is hiding anything.
Shane also knows and hangs out with Ryan’s friends. In fact, there’s pictures in Ryan’s instagram and in one of Shane’s friends insta of both, Ryan’s friends group and Shane’s, all hanging out in different places from different days.
Weird how Shane reacted at Ryan’s “fuck you, Roland” this last season of Supernatural? That’s because he and Roland know each other, too. Roland is one of the dudes Ryan is living with now, the other one being Danny, his best friend for years and years. The two of them? Friends with Shane, too. So, like. Come on.
Ryan recently wrote a tweet reminding us all that they are okay, they are good friends, they just like to bother each other.
Ryan puts Shane in the same level as close family and cried because an alien killed him and his mama in a dream.
“The ghoulboys have a bound that can’t be broken, wherever we like it or not. We took an Oath”
The person Ryan asked to be in his first ever video was Shane. That silly gif we say is their first date? It’s Ryan’s very first video and he asked Shane to be in it as his friend.
They have made couple trips together, and also taken family trips together, too. For real. Everything is on instagram.
Back in 2015, Shane and Ryan used to post typical best friend shit like the kind of ridiculous messages they sent to each other on fucking whatsapp, it’s all on twitter.
When Helen left for New York the first time, Ryan spend A LOT of time with Shane and has keep doing it now, even with moving and so.
I mean, I’m being serious here. Would you spend your entire weekend with a co-worker you see EVERY. SINGLE. DAY., that sits at your side every day from morning to noon, just to gain some numbers? At 29 and 30-something???? Nah, fam.
Please keep in mind Shane doesn’t use social media that much, but when he posts on instagram is either Sara or Ryan, there’s very few in between, ‘cause he loves that guy. They are really, really friends.
Both are good friends with their respective brothers. Ryan hangs out with Scott and Shane when the dude visits.
Shane ALWAYS gets Ryan on his videos every time he can. On It’s Personal? Ryan. On Debatable? Ryan. On Ruining History? Ryan right at his side. Every other video when he has needed help? Ryan.
For more, please read this post.

Really, guys… how can you not see it? Do you really think people can get that kind of chimestry and have so much fun, on a youtube viral series that is not acting based, just to have some clicks? After seeing them in the Test Friends? In every single video they were paired up BEFORE Unsolved because they have always been good friends?

Guys. Come on.

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Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:22:24 +0800

sleepynegress:This is the scene where M’Baku calls out Shuri...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 13:33:05 +0800

sleepynegress:

This is the scene where M’Baku calls out Shuri during the challenge. I love that everyone surrounding her snaps to action, but please check out Shuri’s body-language here.

Look at her face.

She is looking M’Baku dead in the eye. Her stance is open and relaxed. She’s not the least bit intimidated.

Also notice that Shuri’s mom and most of the Dora aren’t pointing those vibranium spears at M’Baku.

They are effectively holding Shuri back.

….Just something to think about.

supersulli: Forget who’s the guy and who’s the chickWho’s the one who believes in ghosts and who’s...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 20:02:10 +0800

supersulli:

Forget who’s the guy and who’s the chick
Who’s the one who believes in ghosts and who’s the sceptic?

theunsolveddudes: Imagine this…It’s 2028 you and your other half are off to see the hottest new...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 13:43:13 +0800

theunsolveddudes:

Imagine this…
It’s 2028 you and your other half are off to see the hottest new musical currently showing on Broadway. The HotDoga.

spideyandstark: peter: iron man peter: iron man peter: does whatever an peter: iron can peter: does...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 08:44:30 +0800

spideyandstark:

peter: iron man

peter: iron man

peter: does whatever an

peter: iron can

peter: does he rust?

peter: yes he does

peter: and once he watched me

peter: turn to dust—

tony: [microphone crashing, muffled screaming]

softilnyckyj: you know I’m glad that buzzfeed unsolved is keeping it real because ok… those TV...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 08:25:14 +0800

softilnyckyj:

you know I’m glad that buzzfeed unsolved is keeping it real because ok… those TV ghost hunting shows? Somehow always getting clear “evidence”. In every episode. Spooky. Serious. Dangerous.
Seems fake.
Buzzfeed unsolved? Offering bigfoot a beer. Calling a demon a motherfucker. Laying down on a pentagram yelling “Rock ‘n’ Roll buckaroo!”. Mentioning mothmans ass. Playing opera music to attract ghosts. Dancing on a staircase to attract ghosts. Asking spirits to make you shit blood after ripping out your organs. Laughing about a man who died while playing the piano. Laughing about the fact that said man might have pooped himself after dying while playing the piano. Stealing a bridge from a demonic goat. Spaghetti. Apple taters. Dog toys.
I prefer all of that.

demonbridge: from buzzfeedvideo’s instagram (x)

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 08:01:28 +0800

demonbridge:

from buzzfeedvideo’s instagram (x)

softboybergara: palemusicjellyfish: the five love languages are the brushing of fingertips,...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 07:49:13 +0800

softboybergara:

palemusicjellyfish:

the five love languages are the brushing of fingertips, sarcasm, exploring magical forests, pizza, and late night drives

softilnyckyj: I just woke up but I need to let you all know that Shane is so incredibly soft for...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:37:54 +0800

softilnyckyj:

~~I just woke up but~~ I need to let you all know that Shane is so incredibly soft for Ryan and that Ryan is absolutely head over heels for Shane let me elaborate

The way Ryan looks at Shane; in a way he might doesn’t even notice sometimes, but otherwise he wants Shane to know. He wants him to know how much he likes him by showing him pure adoration through the way his eyes light up at the mere sight of him. Body language says a lot and Ryan is so comfortable around Shane and feels so good, like their interactions were just meant to be.

Shane feels safe around Ryan. Ryan is always there for him and even though yes, he’s the one getting scared in those haunted houses (or just anywhere else) I still get the feeling Ryan does give Shane some kind of safe vibes in those places (I.e.: someone is here with me. Ryan is here. my strong best friend is here with me! How could I not be 100% okay?) and all of that just adds to his skepticism making him seem fearless. Obviously Ryan also feels safe around Shane. I dont think he could manage the spookiness alone. I wouldn’t either; Shane gives off a very very reassuring and calming aura. He calms me down as well in the episodes.

The way Shane looks at Ryan… is just pure softness. Tenderness. Eyes that basically scream “I’m here for you. You don’t have to be scared. I love you.” Whenever Shane smiles or looks at Ryan like that there aren’t much more words needed.

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Thu, 14 Jun 2018 16:46:00 +0800

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juleswatsvn:

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person)

Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

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Ryan: Sorry, can’t come ghost-hunting today, the stress isn’t good for the baby.

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:16:04 +0800

Ryan: Sorry, can’t come ghost-hunting today, the stress isn’t good for the baby.
Shane: ... What baby?
Ryan:... Me.

Ryan: Why won’t the ghosts talk to us?

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 08:49:12 +0800

Ryan: Why won’t the ghosts talk to us?
Shane: Maybe they’re homophobic.
Ryan: We aren’t gay, Shane.
Shane: We aren’t?

bisexualgambit: bisexualgambit: Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay. Happy Pride Month y’all

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 15:09:11 +0800

bisexualgambit:

bisexualgambit:

Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.

Happy Pride Month y’all

bi-celestial: we all love buzzfeed unsolved but let’s take a...

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 14:37:01 +0800

bi-celestial:

we all love buzzfeed unsolved but let’s take a minute to appreciate ruining history [x]

idk-spookystuff: new alignment chartlawful shaniac: always has a rational explanation for...

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 14:34:59 +0800

idk-spookystuff:

new alignment chart
lawful shaniac: always has a rational explanation for everything, sides with shane no matter what
neutral shaniac: doesn’t believe in ghosts but enjoys a good spook. ghosts makes no sense but Bigfoot is totally real
chaotic shaniac: #1 hot daga stan, neck-deep into the lore. wants to fuck cryptids. the truth is out there
lawful boogara: talks about ghost lore as a matter of fact, if something is fishy it’s gotta be aliens
neutral boogara: easily spooked but too curious to back out. gets worried the boys will anger some spirit, yet laughs when ryan curses the ghosts
chaotic boogara: unironically likes the spirit box. enjoys when the boys insult the ghosts, low-key hopes one day some ghost actually slaps them across the face so they get it on camera. for science of course
lawful shitfish: always finds both arguments compelling, just enjoys hearing Ryan’s voice over
neutral shitfish: equally loves supernatural and true crime, mainly here for the banter
chaotic shitfish: keeps changing sides, that’s why they don’t side with either. fave episodes are the demonic ones and love when the boys try contacting them through various means

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Mon, 04 Jun 2018 23:50:41 +0800

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Mon, 04 Jun 2018 00:20:55 +0800

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